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Vs Demotivational Poster


OLD-SCHOOL -


TAGS: rolled up newspaper vs ipad poor spider
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Sho - June 29, 2012, 2:43 pm, #236783
Qmao


ALIEN VS PREDATOR - Still as terrifying as it has ever been ...


TAGS: alien vs predator classic terriying
Rating: 4.27/5

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Dragonfyre - February 21, 2012, 10:03 am, #229924
I had this poster, it was in a ET Record...
OmegaReaper - February 13, 2012, 9:37 am, #229487
I thing the creepy and the ugly looking one is the alien and the guy with big eyes is the predator.... killing the creepy looking guy :P
Iconoclast - February 10, 2012, 3:12 pm, #229276
I'm confused. Which is the Alien and which is the Predator. :-)


THE HISTORY OF THE MIDDLE FINGER - and yew thought yew knew every plucking thing!


TAGS: knowledge about england vs france
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by forseti

culos - March 5, 2011, 4:19 pm, #213627
He is, and dysfunctional too!
wilson - March 4, 2011, 3:42 pm, #213562
its not the original picture, and mikey is not from england or france, he's a dutchboy
forseti - May 15, 2010, 4:41 am, #176069
GS: thx for what? Did yew reject the first version and forced me to change this perfect fittin' line?!?*fg* no problem ;)
spacedog - May 14, 2010, 7:30 pm, #176052
Nice, 5Ls.
lesterinside - May 14, 2010, 2:34 pm, #176017
pluck yew forseti!!! 5 informative L's!
Mongo - May 14, 2010, 2:00 pm, #176010
Well done....
Faceplant31 - May 14, 2010, 1:52 pm, #176009
5 plucking l's for yew foreskinny
GreyScorpion - May 14, 2010, 1:38 pm, #176006
forseti, thanks, 5L
R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 1:29 pm, #176003
Well pluck yew too! 5 birds!


WALL-E VS SHORT CIRCUIT - There can be only one


TAGS: wall e vs short circuit there can be only one
Rating: 2.31/5

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red03golf - May 2, 2011, 8:30 pm, #217927
"There can be only one" ... YUP - BENDER


A GENTLEMAN -


TAGS: politeness vs the tool of satan
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Bartimaeus - January 6, 2010, 11:08 pm, #150754
lol Great caption! 5/5
Current Resident - January 2, 2010, 4:41 pm, #149551
True and very well done! 5L
agdaniele - January 1, 2010, 12:48 pm, #149348
Excellent, again!


Call Me Weird -


TAGS: nonconformism individual vs crowd
Rating: 4.9/5

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jayman450 - August 4, 2014, 2:49 am, #256009
i am too :) lol


SIMPLICITY - Just to show you on a daily basis what half of internets flamewars are about.


TAGS: mac vs pc explanation thewiceman
Rating: 3.91/5

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falconfossi - January 4, 2012, 11:11 am, #227246
Natural Selection at work


BATMAN - Lets see if he's got something on his belt for that




THE LAW OF GROSS TONNAGE - The vehicle with larger mass has right of way. It is useless to argue this.




CATS - Woman's fluffy thing The Devils cute assassins And Dogs biggest threat


TAGS: cats vs dogs devil
Rating: 3.92/5

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Terri - November 17, 2011, 9:37 am, #225881
Oh god. I just recognised this kitten from a YouTube video! Long live the eBay song


PIRATES - Unlike invisible ninjas, there are at LEAST five jokes involving "plunder" & "booty" in this pic


TAGS: ninjas vs pirates
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:12 am, #245020
No offense, but I wouldn't "plunder" that "booty" with a ten ft. "plank." It's probably seen many planks and I wouldn't want "splinters." Funny poster though.
nifftyman - December 30, 2011, 12:57 pm, #227092
I think you were going for, "I would plunder her booty"? Just asking is all...


BATMAN. - He May Be A Wimp. But He Is A Rich Wimp. With Kryptonite.




DAILY CHAV TALK - 'Oi pawl!!! Have ya seen ma tooth, if no I'll break yours oot'




HYPOCRISY -


TAGS: religion vs atheism
Rating: 3.04/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Keltibarian - September 19, 2013, 12:25 am, #249793
Evolutionist don't believe we evolved from Neanderthal. You can't lie to us like the religious lie to each other, because we know you're lying ;)
Reality Lord - November 20, 2011, 6:17 pm, #225992

the poster is about arrogance...of which i thank you for making my point for me. cheers...and i hope you spend more time with people in the flesh instead of online.
Reality Lord - November 20, 2011, 6:16 pm, #225991

i think maybe you missed the entire point of this poster. the species homo branched off at several points all of which became extinct except for the sapiens species.
Loki2773 - November 20, 2011, 2:16 pm, #225989
Everyone knows humans didn't come from Neanderthals. Humans are Homo Sapiens Sapiens. You should read the bible less and read some science books. Thank you.
Reality Lord - October 18, 2010, 7:07 pm, #198861

continue this origin of the species debate in forums if you wish...not in comments.
Reality Lord - October 18, 2010, 7:05 pm, #198860

its pretty easy to mock those who stand for something. i've made posters both for and against releigion. i did so not as a social comment but in humor. i doubt i offended any atheists but i know i probably did offend some believers.
Reality Lord - October 18, 2010, 6:59 pm, #198858

sad to say fred but i don't think you even came close to understanding this poster. the name...hypocrisy. each man's belief system is their own. how much easier to mock a sincere man who believes in something, than to mock someone who believes in nothing
ICEMAN - October 17, 2010, 6:43 pm, #198703
Yo Freddy! Back again eh? Do you plan on making any posters in the next couple of years or are going to continue to criticize others work?
fred - October 17, 2010, 5:28 pm, #198692
Fact and logic fail. Can I give less than one lion?
Hawamleh - October 17, 2010, 4:48 pm, #198688
* I Don't Have A Belief System I Just..
Hawamleh - October 17, 2010, 4:47 pm, #198687
System I Just Do As I Want To Be Done To Me.
Thor Bjorn - October 17, 2010, 4:32 pm, #198681
Yeah that's what faith is. HA
matt28 - October 16, 2010, 7:52 pm, #198575
It was never thought that we come from Neanderthals but that we share a common ancestry. Its still known that we do (genetic tests reaffirm this) but further back than originally believed. They were once considered a distinct race and are now a species.
ICEMAN - October 16, 2010, 6:47 pm, #198572
It would seem you dislike the "shift" key as well.
VladTepes3 - October 16, 2010, 6:07 pm, #198570
that's right, we don't come from neanderthals. we come from the smarter version, the cromagdon. (i apologise i dislike spell checking)


JESUS VS SANTA - There Can Only Be One


TAGS: christmas jesus santa vs
Rating: 3.81/5

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Jesta531 - January 15, 2012, 11:34 am, #227628
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!


S O A R I N G - Eagles may soar... but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. Steven Wright




GOOD VS EVIL - Are you ready for some Star Wars? All my Wookie friends are comin' over toniiiiiight!!!


TAGS: september challenge good vs evil football
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 7:59 pm, #121449
5NFL's!
_dog - September 24, 2009, 5:30 pm, #121412
Nice.
Player_Meyer - September 24, 2009, 4:33 pm, #121395
4L Starwars meh...


MACCAS RUNS -


TAGS: mcdonalds adam vs god maccas
Rating: 3.12/5

More motifakes by LeightonESmith

Renza - January 23, 2013, 8:57 am, #242761
Everyone knows that Jesus is a gardener
KoU - January 12, 2012, 11:23 am, #227510
Ahahahahaha Amazing!


FOUR PHASES -


TAGS: growing old vs growing up
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

forseti - May 27, 2011, 1:58 am, #219232
Vodka I guess... Would be the proper increase after milk, coke and beer!
Feasibly - May 26, 2011, 5:52 pm, #219203
wonder what kind of fluid is in that catheter...5L
Haarakkon - May 26, 2011, 2:41 pm, #219198
Wow! How eternally true.
forseti - May 26, 2011, 9:17 am, #219182
very nice!


NEW YEAR'S EVE -




COMMUNISM VS CAPITALISM -




MAN VS. WILD -


TAGS: man vs wild bear grylls
Rating: 2.84/5

More motifakes by Insurgo

Jmac0585 - May 11, 2009, 3:13 pm, #79459
Another "Guest" commenter. Courage re-defined! Also, go promote your love for dirty, dirty men elsewhere.
Guest - May 11, 2009, 3:10 pm, #79456
Survivorman loves choad for breakfast before going to his set.
Jmac0585 - May 11, 2009, 12:49 pm, #79417
Survivorman laughs at this choad.
Guest - May 11, 2009, 9:13 am, #79386
And a nice breakfast at the h**el before going to filming.


DOGS - Mans best friend Gods faithful servant And cats worst nightmare


TAGS: cats vs dogs god
Rating: 4.18/5

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Verdeckt - October 20, 2011, 4:14 pm, #225216
You should submit this picture to both Dig my Dog & Military Lulz :)


HEAT MISER VS FREEZE MISER - And you thought your family was disfunctional.




ALIENS VS. PREDATOR - Well, at least they're being more civilized about it.




GOOD CITIZENSHIP - refrain from feeding the chavs




FANBOYS -


TAGS: star trek vs star wars
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

PrettyWhenICry - February 28, 2012, 12:08 pm, #230284
Yesssss!
Reality Lord - February 16, 2012, 9:27 pm, #229725

lolz...thnx ice
ICEMAN - February 16, 2012, 8:43 pm, #229724
If all else fails MP, read the tags.
MPsniper - February 16, 2012, 8:24 pm, #229723
star TREK had phasers. star WARS had blasters.


CHUCK NORRIS - Cannot beat Bruce Lee without his beard (he's gonna kill me now)


TAGS: chuck norris vs bruce lee
Rating: 3.08/5

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Faceplant31 - May 21, 2010, 10:15 am, #177097
Chuk Norris = 1L!


NO - I don't get what you mean.


TAGS: chavs
Rating: 2.21/5
Correction - June 24, 2009, 9:30 pm, #89615
Chavs are British therefore they take pounds sterling!
Captain Douchebag - August 11, 2008, 9:09 pm, #13863
I think they mean "If you give me one dollar, I will administer lackluster oral ***, because I'm a painted-up crack wh***." That's just a guess, though.


POKEMON VS. YU-GI-OH - there can be only one!


TAGS: pokemon vs yu gi oh yugioh
Rating: 2.67/5

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agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 11:39 pm, #146095
I only approve 1 in 20.
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 11:39 pm, #146094
Ditto..but what can you do. Some of these folks grew up with it,
ICEMAN - December 15, 2009, 11:25 pm, #146083
OBTW, that Japanese animation **** sucks.


TOO AFRAID TO DIE, UNTIL YOU'RE TOO AFRAID TO LIVE -


TAGS: life vs death
Rating: 4.63/5

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M0rd3kaI - September 7, 2013, 7:14 pm, #249419
Nicely worded, thanks, appreciate it.
Cannabal - September 7, 2013, 6:55 pm, #249417
I believe the technical term for this logical quandary is "Catch-22-Fu5k-You."
M0rd3kaI - August 16, 2012, 7:38 am, #238462
That's an excellent way of looking at it, and thanks for the lions, greatly appreciated
Sho - August 16, 2012, 12:06 am, #238455
Aahhh yes the pain that can only be relieved by death. 5L
M0rd3kaI - August 15, 2012, 11:06 pm, #238454
Thanks Space, appreciate it, even though one of the most interesting compliments when taken away from this pic.
spacedog - August 15, 2012, 10:32 pm, #238453
Yikes. Stark and brutal and well done. 5L
M0rd3kaI - August 15, 2012, 9:09 pm, #238451
Thanks Rerun, I appreciate the approval and the gracious comment. I know it's a melancholy thought and depressive, but it seemed to fit when I made it. Thanks.
M0rd3kaI - August 15, 2012, 9:07 pm, #238450
Thanks Gary, I didn't know how it'll be accepted if it were to be approved in the first place... so far, better than expected. Thanks for the poodlions and the comment
rerun - August 15, 2012, 8:52 pm, #238449

I debated about 10 minutes this morning b4 approving this. I know the man in the image was executed moments after this pic was taken, however the text really brought it all together. Rather haunting, excellent poster.
GaryO - August 15, 2012, 8:14 pm, #238447
BAM!!! That IS a ten on the pucker scale..I have no idea on that 2nd part though….5L for getting my attention


SHOTGUN IN THE FACE - Shotgun in the face can be applied in a variety of tough situations. For instance, watch how quickly it cures insubordination.


TAGS: sh**gun face grif sarge red vs blue
Rating: 3.06/5

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Calvert - June 29, 2011, 4:20 pm, #220735
Here we have a run down soldier, but with a few simple modifications we can show you how to make an attractive corpse. (BLAM!) It's a good thing.
Claire - July 14, 2010, 2:39 am, #184675
This would be funny if you re-worded it.


CAPTAIN AMERICA VS. BARACK OBAMA - There can be only one!


TAGS: captain america barack obama vs marvel comics avengers invaders
Rating: 2.27/5

More motifakes by lit

BrokenEye - August 24, 2010, 8:29 pm, #190680
Looking like Obama. He's doin it rong.
WTFO - July 24, 2009, 1:24 am, #99304
The first 7 months show that America is losing. Sorry folks.


JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT - it was safe to go back to the Cinema... Potter & Hermione get it on, have a love child.., and the damn story starts all over again...




RODENTS - The scourge of humans the joke of gods and a great chew toy for all




CHAVS - They're a bit like the sand people in star wars, but they ride mopeds instead of banthas


TAGS: chavs starwars
Rating: 2.43/5

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Silcas - August 11, 2009, 7:08 pm, #107304
O.o


LAST CALL -




I'M FREE IN MY PRISON -


TAGS: security vs liberty calendar dy2012
Rating: 4.43/5

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dy2012 - April 29, 2012, 9:33 am, #233939
thanks guys
MashiMashi - April 29, 2012, 7:48 am, #233936
I've known "FREEDOM"....didn't like the dental plan. Ask the arab spring boyz how they feel that there country has been taken over by the brutal arab brotherhood.
maoworks2 - April 29, 2012, 7:30 am, #233935
Well Done.


CITIZEN -


TAGS: police riot kirk vs gorn
Rating: 4.43/5

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Reality Lord - November 18, 2010, 5:56 pm, #202993

very nicely done dude. solid 5!


OLD SCHOOL GAMERS - Back in the 1800s, when the universe meant something.




ARIZONA'S GUN POLICY -


TAGS: carrying firearms vs waiting for police
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by sickartist

G4briel - March 25, 2010, 3:10 pm, #166813
To serve and give head... I'm calling the 911 right now!
LogicDude - December 29, 2009, 8:58 am, #148739
Remember: When seconds count, the Police are only minutes away!


GOOD - No matter how good you may be, there's still a little evil in you!


TAGS: september challenge good vs evil
Rating: 3.59/5

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CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 1:12 pm, #122110
Awesome man =D
agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 8:02 pm, #121452
That's what showers are for.
Player_Meyer - September 24, 2009, 5:37 pm, #121417
I have seen this pic before... I rated your caption
_dog - September 24, 2009, 5:34 pm, #121415
5L's. Excellent negative space LogicDude.
Sean - September 24, 2009, 5:26 pm, #121411
*two word phrase
Sean - September 24, 2009, 5:25 pm, #121410
Or ... no matter how much Evil is within you, you can usually pull off lookin' Good on the outside -- tomato ... tomato (so to speak, although I think that two phrase kinda loses something in print).
MrRandom - September 24, 2009, 5:04 pm, #121409
Takes 5 votes for it to get in
omnia - September 24, 2009, 5:03 pm, #121407
i don't get thsi ****: it's got 5 lions and yet it is not at the top of the top last 7 days.
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 4:57 pm, #121404
True quality LD...5 bad Poodles for you!
Player_Meyer - September 24, 2009, 4:35 pm, #121396
For good to exist there must be evil present. 5L
Pacifist - September 24, 2009, 3:57 pm, #121391
That's what the evil's are counting on.


BATMAN VS SUPERMAN - This fight would be so much more epic if the winner wasn't determined by a green rock.




GREENER - You'd think Bruce Wayne could end this argument by buying a crapload of carbon credits!


TAGS: september challenge green arrow vs green batman
Rating: 3.42/5

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Anonymous2 - September 15, 2009, 9:54 am, #118016
Wait, I thought the Batmobile ran off of Atomic batteries and turbines... nuclear is very "green", unless there's a meltdown.


HORATIO AT THE BRIDGE - 2010 Edition


TAGS: mouse vs cat
Rating: 3.31/5

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PixieStickNinja - February 1, 2010, 8:29 pm, #155643
Brilliant! 5 Pedro's!


SPIDERS - causing massive brain damage since 2530




IS THE RESULT OF - Chuck Norris vs Jackie Chan


TAGS: chuck norris vs jackie chan
Rating: 1.6/5

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superflabla247 - April 4, 2012, 10:34 am, #232711
how do i log out so that i can go bak to be thebigd??
dy2012 - April 2, 2012, 12:52 pm, #232584
Death doesn't kill CHUCK NORRIS!CHUCK NORRIS kills death!


WHICH TO SWALLOW -


TAGS: good vs evil calendar choices
Rating: 4.7/5

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maoworks2 - February 21, 2012, 7:48 am, #229921
Amen !
mariand - February 20, 2012, 5:32 pm, #229881
nice... I know, I shouldn't have to take 'em both, at once.


NAIVE YOUTH -


TAGS: september 15 youth vs bad parenting
Rating: 3.4/5

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agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 5:17 pm, #118428
Only for those who promised their son a trip to Disney.
Derek2 - September 16, 2009, 5:15 pm, #118425
Have taxes actually increased?
Sean - September 16, 2009, 2:37 pm, #118381
This is hilarious.
BoneCD - September 16, 2009, 10:26 am, #118337
that's 5 truths from me Aggy
agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 10:05 am, #118328
Honestly... I know people who plan things based on their tax returns. If this kid has the usual math and economics classes in school, he'll one day have a moment of clarity... and it'll reflect this poster exactly. If not, it's child abuse.
Haarakkon - September 16, 2009, 8:32 am, #118316
Exactly. Spinning numbers to tell whatever story you'd like is fine, but this, this is the heart of the matter. Thanks, Agd.


BAD PHOTOSHOP -




CAT VS LOBSTERS - A fight so epic it will end in disaster and all you can do is blame yourself


TAGS: cat vs lobsters animals disaster fight
Rating: 2.27/5

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SerpentMaster - April 10, 2010, 9:16 am, #170564
Thank you for correcting
pieman - April 10, 2010, 3:53 am, #170558
I realize that I am the last person to correct anyone BUT... they are crawfish.


1950S -


TAGS: texting vs just talking huh
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 29, 2012, 2:46 pm, #239546
Thank you Missy. Yeah, phones were a magical entity back then. You could talk to Santy from home, and knew better than to cuss him for last year…..there was always hope…why screw it up…didn’t know about extortion yet
MissPriss - September 29, 2012, 1:52 pm, #239544
And that is how you give Priss a 5L guffaw! Thank you Mr.Gary! Don't go as far back as Gary but did have a party line when I first moved to the country. Gunsy (nickname for the old lady rose that shared the line) thought I was god on the line bahaha
GaryO - September 29, 2012, 12:20 pm, #239541
Yeah, I still remember Ol’ Mrs Hennesy’s sweet interjections…’GET OFF THE GODd*** PHONE’
maoworks2 - September 29, 2012, 11:47 am, #239538
We Had One At The Cottage Just 2 Years ago With A Party Line.
GaryO - September 29, 2012, 10:53 am, #239536
Amazing, Mariand. Back in the 50s, I remember picking up the receiver and a voice would say ‘number please’, and I’d say ‘Mom?’…then the voice would say, ‘Gary, hang up.’…it was a small town.
mariand - September 29, 2012, 9:29 am, #239533
amazing is that I have a friend who still has a phone like this, and it's functional.


STARRY STARRY NIGHT -


TAGS: timmy s vs legends your mom
Rating: 4.68/5

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Hawamleh - November 14, 2010, 4:58 pm, #202646
I guess sacrifices must be made..
culos - November 14, 2010, 4:50 pm, #202645
OK, but please leave the goat at home...
Hawamleh - November 14, 2010, 4:47 pm, #202644
I bring my own liquor and fetish p***ography.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 14, 2010, 11:15 am, #202636
No really, say potato....say it slow at first and then faster toward the end.......I promise not to spud in your mouth.
rerun - November 14, 2010, 11:05 am, #202635

never mind, you are in Canada...you have the girly mags.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 14, 2010, 11:04 am, #202634
You say potato..............
rerun - November 14, 2010, 11:00 am, #202633

girly mags? Don't you mean the "goat love" mags?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 14, 2010, 9:48 am, #202632
Best 6 Months ever!...now we have to hide the liquor and girly mags.
Hawamleh - November 14, 2010, 7:45 am, #202630
I spent like 6 months before I even made a profile.
Reality Lord - November 14, 2010, 7:28 am, #202629

i spent a year here before i did anything. i respected those guys because they left me laughing my a** off. when i made posters and got critisized i listened and learned. only timmys think they know better than the pro's.
Reality Lord - November 14, 2010, 7:26 am, #202627

zealot this poster is not for you. its for the ones who think they rock and everyone else sucks. btw....i still consider myself a noob. spend some time in seans, or logicdudes, or MWLF's profile and you'll understand.
Shottyz - November 7, 2010, 1:08 pm, #201722
5L nice work RL
Zealot - November 7, 2010, 11:55 am, #201718
the thing is, i am a noob. however i do not pretend i make quality posters
Hawamleh - November 7, 2010, 9:13 am, #201706
you get five from me
lesterinside - November 7, 2010, 8:18 am, #201697
Nice!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 7, 2010, 4:48 am, #201685
I guess they don't lock the doors in your ward....K
Reality Lord - November 7, 2010, 4:44 am, #201684

heap i had about three verses done and yes i had mentioned the ban hammer. had to edit. honored at the 5 dude...ty.
TheTrashHeap - November 6, 2010, 11:57 pm, #201670
"how they struggle for their sanity, as the Ban-hammer set's them free...." I suppose unfortunately the most apt line will probably be "they did not listen, they're not listening still... perhaps they never will." 5 Don McLeans


USA USA USA !!!!!! -


TAGS: ganguru american style vs japanese style
Rating: 4.2/5

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violetfox - July 1, 2011, 9:11 pm, #220855
The American is not Ganguro. Now New Jersey, that's full of Ganguro.
Untamedfifty - October 5, 2010, 7:50 am, #196853
i'd *** that... the american one
Densaku - October 5, 2010, 6:10 am, #196843
Ganguros are freaky, whatever the country they come from...


THEY DON'T MAKE 'EM LIKE THEY USED TO - that would be a good thing


TAGS: 57 belair vs 2010 malibu
Rating: 3.91/5

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Faceplant31 - April 6, 2010, 4:49 pm, #170001
Here is the video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joMK1WZjP7g&feature=related
R.S.Jake - April 6, 2010, 4:43 pm, #169999
That would be a sweet video! I used to have a 55 DeSoto, I don't think that thing would have had a dent if it hit a tank...but I never did that so, I don't know...
CANADA - April 6, 2010, 3:45 pm, #169995
I seen a video where these two hit head on
R.S.Jake - April 6, 2010, 3:39 pm, #169993
Yeah, but which would you rather have? I'd rather have the '57!


GUILT VS. SHOCK -


TAGS: guilt vs shock
Rating: 3.63/5

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falloutghoul - August 13, 2012, 6:57 pm, #238386
Very True.


SCAR PREDATOR - The retarded Predator we all love to hate.


TAGS: avp scar predator alien vs
Rating: 2.44/5

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murderblade - January 9, 2009, 9:21 pm, #50848
yea alien vs. predator f***ed up to great movies at once.


TOKIO HOTEL - We are glad to see you guys back


TAGS: tokioh**el billkaulitz tomkaulitz gustavsch fer georglisting
Rating: 2.38/5

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Reality Lord - June 4, 2011, 7:21 am, #219567

wait...what....they're guys?


INTERNAL CONFLICTS -




THE BIG FINISH -


TAGS: salmon roe vs hip waders
Rating: 4.31/5

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GaryO - June 30, 2013, 1:20 pm, #247175
Geezus! Here’s an oldie that popped up on my screen. LOVE the pic/verbiage composition……and the taste of those humpies.


SECURITY - When one breaks into your home, Would you seriously go for the phone?


TAGS: broadview vs sh** guns
Rating: 3.94/5

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rudeboy308 - June 8, 2011, 11:31 pm, #219714
Those ads bug me no end. My version of those ads would have the mom shoot that bastard dead, and the family dog would be lapping his brains up off of the floor when the cops come.
Derek - December 21, 2009, 2:41 pm, #147179
If she'd broken into my home... no, I don't think so.
1enferno - December 21, 2009, 2:16 pm, #147170
hellz ya!
phydeaux - December 21, 2009, 1:22 pm, #147161
Not in my house for sure. Please let me introduce you to Mr. 1911A1.


APATHY -


TAGS: apathy whatevs meh problems pzy
Rating: 3.8/5

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SINNER75 - April 12, 2011, 7:26 pm, #216251
If you could care less then that means that you do care, even if it is a small amount. if you couldn't care less then you don't care at all. :)
SINNER75 - April 12, 2011, 7:24 pm, #216250
^^^my thoughts exactly
MPsniper - April 12, 2011, 5:06 am, #216171
so you "could" care less?... or you "couldnt" care less?


MORRIS - And that cat was one of our FINEST military minds


TAGS: morris the cat red vs blue
Rating: 2.44/5

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LinkFox101113 - January 3, 2010, 2:53 am, #149634
More RvB references! lol


EPICNESS - Don't you DARE deny it. Or else i'll add YOU to the cue list.


TAGS: alien vs predator master chief
Rating: 1.8/5

More motifakes by Elementa96

HalordVGamer - July 10, 2011, 5:15 pm, #221235
I vote Master Chief wins Reasons: he won against 12 ODSTs in a fist fight @ age 14 he kiled the entire covanant armada and he can live falling to earth from outerspace through the atmosphere
Reality Lord - September 1, 2010, 11:26 pm, #191933

how long before Reach is out dude?
Reality Lord - September 1, 2010, 11:25 pm, #191931

you want epicness...short independant film...8 minutes. batman vs alien vs predator http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hjp0I_okX0w . enjoy.
agdaniele - September 1, 2010, 10:45 pm, #191922
LOL
Cubbybear - September 1, 2010, 10:44 pm, #191920
oh...mah bad....LOL
Cubbybear - September 1, 2010, 10:43 pm, #191918
I deny it's epicness...so there! I'm on the Cue List baby! First!
agdaniele - September 1, 2010, 10:38 pm, #191916
Is the other one like Iron Chef?
TheTrashHeap - September 1, 2010, 10:38 pm, #191915
I know what predator is...
pzykosiz - September 1, 2010, 10:31 pm, #191907
i'm on the cue list. 1L
agdaniele - September 1, 2010, 10:28 pm, #191903
I see nothing epic... I like how the artist got the laser glow... I can never get that right when I draw (even on Ph**oshop8). So, although one might see elements of epic in this, if I were under oath, I'd deny it's epicness. What do I win again?


custom SUVs -


TAGS: customized suvs realm of douche
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 8, 2013, 1:16 am, #249427
Ha! I forgot about that site :-D Good idea. Thank you.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 8, 2013, 1:15 am, #249426
Oh my God, I wouldn't be surprised, lol.
BobbEdwards - September 7, 2013, 5:04 pm, #249415
And Douche Archives
PorterRockwell - September 7, 2013, 12:37 pm, #249411
Ia that a handicapped license plate too?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 7, 2013, 4:49 am, #249399
I keep forgetting about that. That's a new edition, right?
MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 7:18 pm, #249365
Hey Crotchety...if you haven't already, would look nice over at motofake too!


considering -


TAGS: vehicles cars trucks suvs japan
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 7:24 pm, #249368
Tri-itto? The motofake thingy? Other comments? You know what I'm trying to say right? Teehee.
curlyrocks - September 6, 2013, 6:31 pm, #249360
Where are the Japanese persons friends supposed to sit? Or do all Asian people hate every other Asian person?


KNOWLEDGE -


TAGS: knowledge vs wisdom humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - June 7, 2013, 1:39 pm, #246420

You could use green cherry tomatoes and tell everyone they're gra**s...
MissPriss - June 7, 2013, 12:30 pm, #246408
THAT'S what I've been doing wrong. Explains why my salads are never popular at those church picnics. Thanks for the 5L tip Ivs


I AM FEELING VIOLATED -




MOTIFAKING - Cause sometimes you need a break


TAGS: politikake vs motifake
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Doggit

Doggit - February 4, 2013, 10:46 am, #243173
Yeah, guess I was so excited I had to post it twice. Ha
MissPriss - February 2, 2013, 5:59 pm, #243087
Amen...now do I leave the 5L here or 2 here and 3 at the other poster...teehee!


cutie vs cutie -




MOTIFAKING - Cause sometimes you need a break




stand offs -




Cartoon Network vs. Nickelodeon -




THE NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCE -




Women And Men -


TAGS: women vs men working watching tv
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 22, 2013, 1:56 am, #247973
Graciously accepted Mr. Gary.
GaryO - July 21, 2013, 9:55 am, #247961
I’m partial to the term ‘innovative’. Very few wimin are as innovative as me. I mean, show me a woman that has a grabber sittin’ within arm’s length of their lazygirl. 5 Lazy Loitering Lethargic Leonine Lionesses


Stupid Is... -




COLD WEALTH VS WARM RICHES -


TAGS: condo vs cabin
Rating: 4.71/5

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SEARCHING FOR OURSELVES -


TAGS: evolution avs
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Greeny

M0rd3kaI - August 26, 2012, 7:13 pm, #238714
What 'bout me?? no evolution for this monkey?? (5L Greeny, Great poster!)
rerun - June 30, 2012, 8:26 pm, #236839

I think Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo may be the winner.
Hawamleh - June 30, 2012, 8:13 pm, #236838
Mr.M ? anyone
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 29, 2012, 8:04 am, #236768
*ahem* I think I win the longest running avatar challenge.
the1stCOMMI3 - June 29, 2012, 12:02 am, #236755
and only your's truly has kept his first and only avatar
Hawamleh - June 28, 2012, 10:38 pm, #236752
change is just too much for my little heart.. I'm cozy
Hawamleh - June 28, 2012, 10:36 pm, #236751
it was all itchy and stuff, besides I look like a bum without it's aid. also notice how everyone progresses, except me, I go back haha.
Greeny - June 28, 2012, 9:04 pm, #236745
...that, and Hammy shaving
Greeny - June 28, 2012, 9:03 pm, #236744
Exactly Sho; you were my inspiration!
Sho - June 28, 2012, 8:07 pm, #236741
muhahahah
GaryO - June 28, 2012, 6:50 pm, #236733
Feas…phone home
Airman - June 28, 2012, 6:19 pm, #236731
SHO's been hanging around Tim Burton
gas - June 28, 2012, 2:02 pm, #236729
niiice!!! lol @hammy's evolutionary line


The difference ‘tween men and wimin -


TAGS: heart vs underwear
Rating: 4.6/5

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GaryO - October 13, 2014, 8:50 am, #257028
..as far as this poster, I just plain got lazy. Had three renditions sitting on my desktop while I toyed with the verbiage, then simply grabbed the wrong one. OK. I’m done here. Stopped cutting myself last night....pretty sure.
GaryO - October 13, 2014, 8:48 am, #257027
A decade or so ago, we changed some verbiage in our company handbook. Management shared in the proofing, since most of us morphed into myopic zombies by the fourth paragraph. Can you say ‘fiasco’?
GaryO - October 13, 2014, 8:48 am, #257026
Egotistical arrogance and self a**urance goes before falling over backwards from the top wrung of the ladder while catching half a bucket of oil based paint with one’s face.
GaryO - October 13, 2014, 8:47 am, #257025
‘tis a truth. I edited and proofed my last book….sob, wretch. Astute friends and professional acquaintances offer their services, some free gratis…. ‘Oh, no thanks. I type like folks speak, so you’ll get all confused and I’ll get pissed.’
EmilioDumphque - October 13, 2014, 2:49 am, #257016
All typesetters know: You CAN'T proofread your own work! You'll miss errors that, once pointed out, are sooooo obvious! You're not alone by a long sh**!
GaryO - October 12, 2014, 2:11 pm, #256999
Thx JW, but I’d take ‘were’ over ‘got went’ any day. May, however, make a poster with ‘GOT WENT' as the title (kidding)
JesusWept - October 12, 2014, 1:46 pm, #256998
Outstanding, Gary! 5 L's! Don't get depressed over "got went". I screwed up on #172867 LOL!
GaryO - October 12, 2014, 12:09 pm, #256989
Right here I’m going to roll over and letcha have that one, Legs Venison. (yes, for sure, and I’d sniff it, lick it, eat it, hork it back up, eat it, poop it, sniff it....you got the picture)
lgvernon - October 12, 2014, 11:59 am, #256988

I dunno Gary. If that were true, you'd'a spotted it right off, now wouldn't'cha?
GaryO - October 12, 2014, 11:35 am, #256987
Vermin, please be a dear by NOT turning ‘got went’ into a beat to death ‘amsome’
GaryO - October 12, 2014, 11:34 am, #256986
Don’t take long for an ol’ rabid ferret to sniff out a diseased poster, now do it.
lgvernon - October 12, 2014, 11:15 am, #256985

I got went through a whole box of tissues laughing after I read this.
GaryO - October 12, 2014, 9:59 am, #256983
Only if yer a melon…with an incendiary device traveling thru yer brain (and has had the personal experience of clicking on the wrong rendition)
Greeny - October 12, 2014, 9:21 am, #256982
all that aside - the message poked through...
GaryO - October 12, 2014, 8:23 am, #256981
‘Bottle’….cute. Never ever ever ever, will I make....submit, never ever ever ever, will I SUBMIT a poster on Saturday night....or Friday night....or Sunday night....OK, Wednesday night is poster night.
Greeny - October 12, 2014, 6:58 am, #256980
went purtnear through a whole bottle, eh Gary?
GaryO - October 12, 2014, 1:41 am, #256979
shyt
EmilioDumphque - October 12, 2014, 1:17 am, #256978
Dude..."got went"?


score -


TAGS: gas prices cars mini coopers trucks suvs planes trains and automobiles
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Bolverk3778 - June 18, 2014, 2:48 am, #255350
That would depend on which Mini you are referring! The modern Mini is BMW 3 Series in a flashy frock, The original Mini Cooper was truly frugal not just in the cost of fuel but servicing also.


CMON IN -




I DIDN'T FAILED! I'M JUST NOT SO LUCKY! -


TAGS: badluck vs failure
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by dy2012

dy2012 - April 15, 2012, 1:47 am, #233314
thank you for being gentle rick :)
Rick69 - April 14, 2012, 9:04 pm, #233298
Ni5e... I found this quite demotivating; Good job... :)


JAZZ VS ROCK -


TAGS: jazz vs rock demember vote motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by ronsart

GreyScorpion - December 6, 2009, 9:24 am, #143177
can you smell, what the Rock, is cookin? 5 smackdowns
TheTrashHeap - December 5, 2009, 4:22 pm, #142941
Jazz VS rock is the poster a**ignment of the day. Check out the forum post.
Portgas D. Ace - December 5, 2009, 4:11 pm, #142940
We're gonna need a Musifake side soon
BoneCD - December 5, 2009, 2:40 pm, #142879
And I thought the Toilet Paper one I did was manipulative genius...5 Rock'n Roll poodles for you


GO AHEAD MAKE A MOD'S DAY -


TAGS: timmy vs mod
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by holymoly

holymoly - April 7, 2012, 11:06 am, #232891
Lold @ ipaprime...
ipaprime - April 7, 2012, 1:23 am, #232877
Yes,but every time a greybeard faps a new timmy is created


ALPHABET SOUP -




PERSONALLY - I believe the respectable looking one


TAGS: crazy vs religion
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Dr. Rusak

djinnyf - March 21, 2011, 10:04 am, #214826
Just makes me happy I don't believe in either one! xx
lightquake - February 13, 2010, 5:56 pm, #157935
Depends on what you're putting it on.
boeweizer - February 13, 2010, 3:25 am, #157830
eating ketchup is bad?
Bartimaeus - February 13, 2010, 1:03 am, #157824
The first one is respectable looking, right? Don't tell me I staked that parrot through the heart for nothing! Spilling the blood of the innocent is a sin almost as bad as eating ketchup!
Cloudchaser - February 13, 2010, 12:59 am, #157823
I don't beleive that subby has a brain. Say what you want, but I can't see or touch subby's brain and so I don't beleive that it exists.


USA USA USA - end of argument


TAGS: usa vs europe lol
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by Airman

AcidRain - July 24, 2012, 5:52 pm, #237587
gasp gasp...
Airman - July 24, 2012, 5:24 pm, #237583
roll tide
steve1961 - July 24, 2012, 12:08 am, #237569
Don't know about the rest but I like Alaska and the American Flag has stars in it and stars are always cool :)
Greeny - July 23, 2012, 11:46 pm, #237568
wow - thirteen swings all at once; pretty impressive
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:57 pm, #237565
that isn't to say the US hasn't made contributions anywhere - the categories chosen just weren't the best ones to choose.
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:51 pm, #237564
right - back to work then. :)
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:51 pm, #237563
And the US has the gall to think it is qualified to tell others what to do. go USA go USA! LOL
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:49 pm, #237562
Americans are the most propagandized people of any nation. The American dream cannot become reality so long as Americans remain imprisoned by such delusions and fail to think.
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:49 pm, #237561
People in real countries don't worry about paying for health care AND they live longer.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2012, 9:48 pm, #237560
Dude, Don't hold back....Tell us how you really feel.
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:47 pm, #237559
Politics? The US leads the world in incarceration (more than any police state), yet has more violent crime than any 1st world country by an wide margin. The NRA wants the criminally insane to have machine guns.
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:47 pm, #237558
Sports? Fake WWE vs real boxing (European). Golf is Scottish too (ie European). Movies? Hollywood steals it plots from Shakespeare.
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:47 pm, #237557
Cars? A German invention. Mercedes, Porsche, MG, Rolls Royce, Ferrari etc. The US is good for boats that wallow and guzzle gas vs European handling. 55mph (max 75) vs unlimited. The GT40 wasn't American - it was British.
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:46 pm, #237556
Technology? The rocket, jet engine, atom bomb and computer were invented in Europe.
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:46 pm, #237555
Art? Europe has more categories of art than the US has original artists. Food and drinks? Beer, bread, chocolate and cheese in the US are inedible compared to the European originals. American food is fast food which makes you fat.
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:46 pm, #237554
History? Europe & world vs. US & Iraq. Visited moon vs. explored Earth. Europeans invented democracy. Americans still don't have one. Piss tests, union busting and kleenex workers vs. labour laws that protect workers.
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:43 pm, #237553
Science & Education? Europeans don't enslave themselves to pay for education while the US school system gets hyjacked by fundies as vile as the Taliban. Architecture? Gothic, Roman, Greek, Tudor, Baroque, Queen Anne etc etc?
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:43 pm, #237552
Wow... Celebrities? British Royal weddings? The Governator was European Music? The British invasion? Punk. Without huge advertising budgets no-one would buy pop. Partying? Harsh drug laws mean prison for what Europeans take for granted.
AcidRain - May 7, 2012, 5:11 pm, #234338
Dying on just about every category... awesome.
lgvernon - May 4, 2012, 8:47 pm, #234169

I agree completely, except for Gerard Depardieu. Mymymymymy.....5Ls


CAVEMAN VS ROBOT - Caveman always wins!




Let it snow -




SARAH CONNOR VS STARBUCK - Who would win ?


TAGS: sarah connor vs starbuck
Rating: 2.2/5
Koradan - September 24, 2009, 1:15 pm, #121374
Who cares? This would be one excellent CHICK FIGHT!!!!
me - July 28, 2009, 3:26 pm, #101347
ALL...OF...US !
CRaSH... - June 10, 2009, 4:23 pm, #85787
Sarah Connor, hands down.
Purity - April 1, 2009, 3:40 am, #69459
Sarah Connor knows her ****. She'd f that Starb**** in the a. She solo'd a Terminator and you know a Terminator would waste Starb**** too.
Jase - March 27, 2009, 9:14 pm, #68524
"Starbuck"? Should be "Stardoe"!
Dz - March 9, 2009, 11:42 am, #64626
lol...Sarah!
Dz - March 9, 2009, 11:41 am, #64625
Have you heard of The Starbuck Chronicles? No. Beat her a** sara!
Alex - February 17, 2009, 12:05 am, #60213
Starbuck isn't a cylon you dumbass
Sauce? - January 16, 2009, 2:58 am, #52323
Pfft don't you know Starbuck can die and come back to life. If Sarah Connor dies she gone forever. Plus Starbuck can just nuke from orbit...
Tanto - January 16, 2009, 2:38 am, #52321
Starbuck would kick Sarah Connors a**!!!!!!
smash - November 13, 2008, 11:17 am, #36008
Thank you Spoon. you made me LOL.
RnR - October 28, 2008, 12:34 pm, #31107
she might be a good candidate for the role of PowerGirl thou
Spoon - October 28, 2008, 4:55 am, #31027
WTF is a Starbuck? She fails by virtue of being from something too lame for me to watch, and I watch a lot of lame.
aPauling - September 8, 2008, 10:35 am, #19652
No contest. Sarah Connor would bite Starbuck's face off.
mike - September 8, 2008, 1:23 am, #19579
Connor, hands down


SHOOP DA WHOOP VS CHUCK NORRIS - Tooooo epic to even imagine.


TAGS: chuck norris shoop da whoop epic vs imagine
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by Benlulz

Benlulz - September 8, 2010, 1:54 pm, #192846
Thx X)
Ed-Hyde - September 7, 2010, 7:26 am, #192662
I like the concept though. would normally be a 3L as just average, but it did make me laugh a little, so 4L
rerun - September 6, 2010, 10:08 am, #192530

yes, make up *** with a real woman after a real fignt.
TheTrashHeap - September 6, 2010, 10:08 am, #192529
Anything real? Anything not Chuck Norris related? Oh wait I know...The dump I took this morning! how about that, it was definitely more epic!
Benlulz - September 6, 2010, 10:05 am, #192528
Can you think of something that's more epic then this fight?
agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 1:05 pm, #192422
If CN+SDW=2*EPIC then 1=L


WAIT - Was the BLARG or HOG?


TAGS: halo red vs blue eliet blarg hog
Rating: 1.79/5


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