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Vs Demotivational Poster


TAGS: rolled up newspaper vs ipad poor spider
Rating: 4.93/5

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Sho - June 29, 2012, 2:43 pm

ALIEN VS PREDATOR - Still as terrifying as it has ever been ...

TAGS: alien vs predator classic terriying
Rating: 4.29/5

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Dragonfyre - February 21, 2012, 10:03 am
I had this poster, it was in a ET Record...
OmegaReaper - February 13, 2012, 9:37 am
I thing the creepy and the ugly looking one is the alien and the guy with big eyes is the predator.... killing the creepy looking guy :P
Iconoclast - February 10, 2012, 3:12 pm
I'm confused. Which is the Alien and which is the Predator. :-)

THE HISTORY OF THE MIDDLE FINGER - and yew thought yew knew every plucking thing!

TAGS: knowledge about england vs france
Rating: 4.32/5

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culos - March 5, 2011, 4:19 pm
He is, and dysfunctional too!
wilson - March 4, 2011, 3:42 pm
its not the original picture, and mikey is not from england or france, he's a dutchboy
forseti - May 15, 2010, 4:41 am
GS: thx for what? Did yew reject the first version and forced me to change this perfect fittin' line?!?*fg* no problem ;)
spacedog - May 14, 2010, 7:30 pm
Nice, 5Ls.
lesterinside - May 14, 2010, 2:34 pm
pluck yew forseti!!! 5 informative L's!
Mongo - May 14, 2010, 2:00 pm
Well done....
Faceplant31 - May 14, 2010, 1:52 pm
5 plucking l's for yew foreskinny
GreyScorpion - May 14, 2010, 1:38 pm
forseti, thanks, 5L
R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 1:29 pm
Well pluck yew too! 5 birds!

WALL-E VS SHORT CIRCUIT - There can be only one

TAGS: wall e vs short circuit there can be only one
Rating: 2.31/5

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red03golf - May 2, 2011, 8:30 pm
"There can be only one" ... YUP - BENDER


TAGS: politeness vs the tool of satan
Rating: 4.15/5

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Bartimaeus - January 6, 2010, 11:08 pm
lol Great caption! 5/5
Current Resident - January 2, 2010, 4:41 pm
True and very well done! 5L
agdaniele - January 1, 2010, 12:48 pm
Excellent, again!

Call Me Weird -

TAGS: nonconformism individual vs crowd
Rating: 4.9/5

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jayman450 - August 4, 2014, 2:49 am
i am too :) lol


SIMPLICITY - Just to show you on a daily basis what half of internets flamewars are about.

TAGS: mac vs pc explanation thewiceman
Rating: 3.94/5

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falconfossi - January 4, 2012, 11:11 am
Natural Selection at work

BATMAN - Lets see if he's got something on his belt for that

TAGS: batman vs superman
Rating: 3.74/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:33 pm
Well, he does carry kryptonite.

THE LAW OF GROSS TONNAGE - The vehicle with larger mass has right of way. It is useless to argue this.

CATS - Woman's fluffy thing The Devils cute assassins And Dogs biggest threat

TAGS: cats vs dogs devil
Rating: 3.92/5

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Terri - November 17, 2011, 9:37 am
Oh god. I just recognised this kitten from a YouTube video! Long live the eBay song

PIRATES - Unlike invisible ninjas, there are at LEAST five jokes involving "plunder" & "booty" in this pic

TAGS: ninjas vs pirates
Rating: 4.86/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:12 am
No offense, but I wouldn't "plunder" that "booty" with a ten ft. "plank." It's probably seen many planks and I wouldn't want "splinters." Funny poster though.
nifftyman - December 30, 2011, 12:57 pm
I think you were going for, "I would plunder her booty"? Just asking is all...

BATMAN. - He May Be A Wimp. But He Is A Rich Wimp. With Kryptonite.

DAILY CHAV TALK - 'Oi pawl!!! Have ya seen ma tooth, if no I'll break yours oot'


TAGS: religion vs atheism
Rating: 3.04/5

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Keltibarian - September 19, 2013, 12:25 am
Evolutionist don't believe we evolved from Neanderthal. You can't lie to us like the religious lie to each other, because we know you're lying ;)
Reality Lord - November 20, 2011, 6:17 pm

the poster is about arrogance...of which i thank you for making my point for me. cheers...and i hope you spend more time with people in the flesh instead of online.
Reality Lord - November 20, 2011, 6:16 pm

i think maybe you missed the entire point of this poster. the species homo branched off at several points all of which became extinct except for the sapiens species.
Loki2773 - November 20, 2011, 2:16 pm
Everyone knows humans didn't come from Neanderthals. Humans are Homo Sapiens Sapiens. You should read the bible less and read some science books. Thank you.
Reality Lord - October 18, 2010, 7:07 pm

continue this origin of the species debate in forums if you wish...not in comments.
Reality Lord - October 18, 2010, 7:05 pm

its pretty easy to mock those who stand for something. i've made posters both for and against releigion. i did so not as a social comment but in humor. i doubt i offended any atheists but i know i probably did offend some believers.
Reality Lord - October 18, 2010, 6:59 pm

sad to say fred but i don't think you even came close to understanding this poster. the name...hypocrisy. each man's belief system is their own. how much easier to mock a sincere man who believes in something, than to mock someone who believes in nothing
ICEMAN - October 17, 2010, 6:43 pm
Yo Freddy! Back again eh? Do you plan on making any posters in the next couple of years or are going to continue to criticize others work?
fred - October 17, 2010, 5:28 pm
Fact and logic fail. Can I give less than one lion?
Hawamleh - October 17, 2010, 4:48 pm
* I Don't Have A Belief System I Just..
Hawamleh - October 17, 2010, 4:47 pm
System I Just Do As I Want To Be Done To Me.
Thor Bjorn - October 17, 2010, 4:32 pm
Yeah that's what faith is. HA
matt28 - October 16, 2010, 7:52 pm
It was never thought that we come from Neanderthals but that we share a common ancestry. Its still known that we do (genetic tests reaffirm this) but further back than originally believed. They were once considered a distinct race and are now a species.
ICEMAN - October 16, 2010, 6:47 pm
It would seem you dislike the "shift" key as well.
VladTepes3 - October 16, 2010, 6:07 pm
that's right, we don't come from neanderthals. we come from the smarter version, the cromagdon. (i apologise i dislike spell checking)

JESUS VS SANTA - There Can Only Be One

TAGS: christmas jesus santa vs
Rating: 3.81/5

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Jesta531 - January 15, 2012, 11:34 am

S O A R I N G - Eagles may soar... but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. Steven Wright

GOOD VS EVIL - Are you ready for some Star Wars? All my Wookie friends are comin' over toniiiiiight!!!

TAGS: september challenge good vs evil football
Rating: 3.85/5

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agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 7:59 pm
_dog - September 24, 2009, 5:30 pm
Player_Meyer - September 24, 2009, 4:33 pm
4L Starwars meh...


TAGS: mcdonalds adam vs god maccas
Rating: 3.12/5

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Renza - January 23, 2013, 8:57 am
Everyone knows that Jesus is a gardener
KoU - January 12, 2012, 11:23 am
Ahahahahaha Amazing!


TAGS: growing old vs growing up
Rating: 4.61/5

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forseti - May 27, 2011, 1:58 am
Vodka I guess... Would be the proper increase after milk, coke and beer!
Feasibly - May 26, 2011, 5:52 pm
wonder what kind of fluid is in that catheter...5L
Haarakkon - May 26, 2011, 2:41 pm
Wow! How eternally true.
forseti - May 26, 2011, 9:17 am
very nice!



TAGS: man vs wild bear grylls
Rating: 2.84/5

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Jmac0585 - May 11, 2009, 3:13 pm
Another "Guest" commenter. Courage re-defined! Also, go promote your love for dirty, dirty men elsewhere.
Guest - May 11, 2009, 3:10 pm
Survivorman loves choad for breakfast before going to his set.
Jmac0585 - May 11, 2009, 12:49 pm
Survivorman laughs at this choad.
Guest - May 11, 2009, 9:13 am
And a nice breakfast at the h**el before going to filming.

DOGS - Mans best friend Gods faithful servant And cats worst nightmare

TAGS: cats vs dogs god
Rating: 4.18/5

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Verdeckt - October 20, 2011, 4:14 pm
You should submit this picture to both Dig my Dog & Military Lulz :)


TAGS: star trek vs star wars
Rating: 4.79/5

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PrettyWhenICry - February 28, 2012, 12:08 pm
Reality Lord - February 16, 2012, 9:27 pm

lolz...thnx ice
ICEMAN - February 16, 2012, 8:43 pm
If all else fails MP, read the tags.
MPsniper - February 16, 2012, 8:24 pm
star TREK had phasers. star WARS had blasters.

HEAT MISER VS FREEZE MISER - And you thought your family was disfunctional.

ALIENS VS. PREDATOR - Well, at least they're being more civilized about it.

GOOD CITIZENSHIP - refrain from feeding the chavs

CHUCK NORRIS - Cannot beat Bruce Lee without his beard (he's gonna kill me now)

TAGS: chuck norris vs bruce lee
Rating: 3.08/5

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Faceplant31 - May 21, 2010, 10:15 am
Chuk Norris = 1L!

CAT VS LOBSTERS - A fight so epic it will end in disaster and all you can do is blame yourself

TAGS: cat vs lobsters animals disaster fight
Rating: 2.27/5

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SerpentMaster - April 10, 2010, 9:16 am
Thank you for correcting
pieman - April 10, 2010, 3:53 am
I realize that I am the last person to correct anyone BUT... they are crawfish.

NO - I don't get what you mean.

TAGS: chavs
Rating: 2.21/5
Correction - June 24, 2009, 9:30 pm
Chavs are British therefore they take pounds sterling!
Captain Douchebag - August 11, 2008, 9:09 pm
I think they mean "If you give me one dollar, I will administer lackluster oral ***, because I'm a painted-up crack wh***." That's just a guess, though.

POKEMON VS. YU-GI-OH - there can be only one!

TAGS: pokemon vs yu gi oh yugioh
Rating: 2.67/5

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agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 11:39 pm
I only approve 1 in 20.
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 11:39 pm
Ditto..but what can you do. Some of these folks grew up with it,
ICEMAN - December 15, 2009, 11:25 pm
OBTW, that Japanese animation **** sucks.


TAGS: life vs death
Rating: 4.64/5

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M0rd3kaI - September 7, 2013, 7:14 pm
Nicely worded, thanks, appreciate it.
Cannabal - September 7, 2013, 6:55 pm
I believe the technical term for this logical quandary is "Catch-22-Fu5k-You."
M0rd3kaI - August 16, 2012, 7:38 am
That's an excellent way of looking at it, and thanks for the lions, greatly appreciated
Sho - August 16, 2012, 12:06 am
Aahhh yes the pain that can only be relieved by death. 5L
M0rd3kaI - August 15, 2012, 11:06 pm
Thanks Space, appreciate it, even though one of the most interesting compliments when taken away from this pic.
spacedog - August 15, 2012, 10:32 pm
Yikes. Stark and brutal and well done. 5L
M0rd3kaI - August 15, 2012, 9:09 pm
Thanks Rerun, I appreciate the approval and the gracious comment. I know it's a melancholy thought and depressive, but it seemed to fit when I made it. Thanks.
M0rd3kaI - August 15, 2012, 9:07 pm
Thanks Gary, I didn't know how it'll be accepted if it were to be approved in the first place... so far, better than expected. Thanks for the poodlions and the comment
rerun - August 15, 2012, 8:52 pm

I debated about 10 minutes this morning b4 approving this. I know the man in the image was executed moments after this pic was taken, however the text really brought it all together. Rather haunting, excellent poster.
GaryO - August 15, 2012, 8:14 pm
BAM!!! That IS a ten on the pucker scale..I have no idea on that 2nd part though….5L for getting my attention

SHOTGUN IN THE FACE - Shotgun in the face can be applied in a variety of tough situations. For instance, watch how quickly it cures insubordination.

TAGS: sh**gun face grif sarge red vs blue
Rating: 3.06/5

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Calvert - June 29, 2011, 4:20 pm
Here we have a run down soldier, but with a few simple modifications we can show you how to make an attractive corpse. (BLAM!) It's a good thing.
Claire - July 14, 2010, 2:39 am
This would be funny if you re-worded it.

CAPTAIN AMERICA VS. BARACK OBAMA - There can be only one!

TAGS: captain america barack obama vs marvel comics avengers invaders
Rating: 2.27/5

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BrokenEye - August 24, 2010, 8:29 pm
Looking like Obama. He's doin it rong.
WTFO - July 24, 2009, 1:24 am
The first 7 months show that America is losing. Sorry folks.

I'm Not Sick -

TAGS: sick vs twisted difference cure
Rating: 4.92/5

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MissPriss - October 18, 2015, 11:28 pm
Was thinkin' of ya when I made it sis...thinkin' of ya!
mizzdizz - October 17, 2015, 8:05 pm
Nice take on an old favorite joke, Prissy! Still makes me laugh! 5 LOL lions!
MissPriss - September 26, 2015, 11:44 pm
thanks 'cern ya sick bastrad...teehee!
concern3 - September 26, 2015, 4:45 am
excellent a 5er

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT - it was safe to go back to the Cinema... Potter & Hermione get it on, have a love child.., and the damn story starts all over again...

RODENTS - The scourge of humans the joke of gods and a great chew toy for all

CAVEMAN VS ROBOT - Caveman always wins!

CHAVS - They're a bit like the sand people in star wars, but they ride mopeds instead of banthas

TAGS: chavs starwars
Rating: 2.43/5

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Silcas - August 11, 2009, 7:08 pm



TAGS: security vs liberty calendar dy2012
Rating: 4.43/5

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dy2012 - April 29, 2012, 9:33 am
thanks guys
MashiMashi - April 29, 2012, 7:48 am
I've known "FREEDOM"....didn't like the dental plan. Ask the arab spring boyz how they feel that there country has been taken over by the brutal arab brotherhood.
maoworks2 - April 29, 2012, 7:30 am
Well Done.


TAGS: police riot kirk vs gorn
Rating: 4.43/5

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Reality Lord - November 18, 2010, 5:56 pm

very nicely done dude. solid 5!

OLD SCHOOL GAMERS - Back in the 1800s, when the universe meant something.


TAGS: carrying firearms vs waiting for police
Rating: 3.67/5

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G4briel - March 25, 2010, 3:10 pm
To serve and give head... I'm calling the 911 right now!
LogicDude - December 29, 2009, 8:58 am
Remember: When seconds count, the Police are only minutes away!

GOOD - No matter how good you may be, there's still a little evil in you!

TAGS: september challenge good vs evil
Rating: 3.59/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 12:50 am
That's what Hitler said. The Nazis knew a thing or two about showers.
CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 1:12 pm
Awesome man =D
agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 8:02 pm
That's what showers are for.
Player_Meyer - September 24, 2009, 5:37 pm
I have seen this pic before... I rated your caption
_dog - September 24, 2009, 5:34 pm
5L's. Excellent negative space LogicDude.
Sean - September 24, 2009, 5:26 pm
*two word phrase
Sean - September 24, 2009, 5:25 pm
Or ... no matter how much Evil is within you, you can usually pull off lookin' Good on the outside -- tomato ... tomato (so to speak, although I think that two phrase kinda loses something in print).
MrRandom - September 24, 2009, 5:04 pm
Takes 5 votes for it to get in
omnia - September 24, 2009, 5:03 pm
i don't get thsi ****: it's got 5 lions and yet it is not at the top of the top last 7 days.
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 4:57 pm
True quality LD...5 bad Poodles for you!
Player_Meyer - September 24, 2009, 4:35 pm
For good to exist there must be evil present. 5L
Pacifist - September 24, 2009, 3:57 pm
That's what the evil's are counting on.

BATMAN VS SUPERMAN - This fight would be so much more epic if the winner wasn't determined by a green rock.

GREENER - You'd think Bruce Wayne could end this argument by buying a crapload of carbon credits!

TAGS: september challenge green arrow vs green batman
Rating: 3.42/5

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Anonymous2 - September 15, 2009, 9:54 am
Wait, I thought the Batmobile ran off of Atomic batteries and turbines... nuclear is very "green", unless there's a meltdown.


TAGS: mouse vs cat
Rating: 3.31/5

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PixieStickNinja - February 1, 2010, 8:29 pm
Brilliant! 5 Pedro's!

SPIDERS - causing massive brain damage since 2530

IS THE RESULT OF - Chuck Norris vs Jackie Chan

TAGS: chuck norris vs jackie chan
Rating: 1.6/5

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superflabla247 - April 4, 2012, 10:34 am
how do i log out so that i can go bak to be thebigd??
dy2012 - April 2, 2012, 12:52 pm
Death doesn't kill CHUCK NORRIS!CHUCK NORRIS kills death!


TAGS: good vs evil calendar choices
Rating: 4.7/5

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maoworks2 - February 21, 2012, 7:48 am
Amen !
mariand - February 20, 2012, 5:32 pm
nice... I know, I shouldn't have to take 'em both, at once.


TAGS: september 15 youth vs bad parenting
Rating: 3.4/5

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agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 5:17 pm
Only for those who promised their son a trip to Disney.
Derek2 - September 16, 2009, 5:15 pm
Have taxes actually increased?
Sean - September 16, 2009, 2:37 pm
This is hilarious.
BoneCD - September 16, 2009, 10:26 am
that's 5 truths from me Aggy
agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 10:05 am
Honestly... I know people who plan things based on their tax returns. If this kid has the usual math and economics classes in school, he'll one day have a moment of clarity... and it'll reflect this poster exactly. If not, it's child abuse.
Haarakkon - September 16, 2009, 8:32 am
Exactly. Spinning numbers to tell whatever story you'd like is fine, but this, this is the heart of the matter. Thanks, Agd.


1950S -

TAGS: texting vs just talking huh
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 29, 2012, 2:46 pm
Thank you Missy. Yeah, phones were a magical entity back then. You could talk to Santy from home, and knew better than to cuss him for last year…..there was always hope…why screw it up…didn’t know about extortion yet
MissPriss - September 29, 2012, 1:52 pm
And that is how you give Priss a 5L guffaw! Thank you Mr.Gary! Don't go as far back as Gary but did have a party line when I first moved to the country. Gunsy (nickname for the old lady rose that shared the line) thought I was god on the line bahaha
GaryO - September 29, 2012, 12:20 pm
Yeah, I still remember Ol’ Mrs Hennesy’s sweet interjections…’GET OFF THE GODd*** PHONE’
maoworks2 - September 29, 2012, 11:47 am
We Had One At The Cottage Just 2 Years ago With A Party Line.
GaryO - September 29, 2012, 10:53 am
Amazing, Mariand. Back in the 50s, I remember picking up the receiver and a voice would say ‘number please’, and I’d say ‘Mom?’…then the voice would say, ‘Gary, hang up.’…it was a small town.
mariand - September 29, 2012, 9:29 am
amazing is that I have a friend who still has a phone like this, and it's functional.

custom SUVs -

TAGS: customized suvs realm of douche
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 8, 2013, 1:16 am
Ha! I forgot about that site :-D Good idea. Thank you.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 8, 2013, 1:15 am
Oh my God, I wouldn't be surprised, lol.
BobbEdwards - September 7, 2013, 5:04 pm
And Douche Archives
PorterRockwell - September 7, 2013, 12:37 pm
Ia that a handicapped license plate too?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 7, 2013, 4:49 am
I keep forgetting about that. That's a new edition, right?
MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 7:18 pm
Hey Crotchety...if you haven't already, would look nice over at motofake too!


TAGS: timmy s vs legends your mom
Rating: 4.68/5

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Hawamleh - November 14, 2010, 4:58 pm
I guess sacrifices must be made..
culos - November 14, 2010, 4:50 pm
OK, but please leave the goat at home...
Hawamleh - November 14, 2010, 4:47 pm
I bring my own liquor and fetish p***ography.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 14, 2010, 11:15 am
No really, say potato....say it slow at first and then faster toward the end.......I promise not to spud in your mouth.
rerun - November 14, 2010, 11:05 am

never mind, you are in Canada...you have the girly mags.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 14, 2010, 11:04 am
You say potato..............
rerun - November 14, 2010, 11:00 am

girly mags? Don't you mean the "goat love" mags?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 14, 2010, 9:48 am
Best 6 Months ever!...now we have to hide the liquor and girly mags.
Hawamleh - November 14, 2010, 7:45 am
I spent like 6 months before I even made a profile.
Reality Lord - November 14, 2010, 7:28 am

i spent a year here before i did anything. i respected those guys because they left me laughing my a** off. when i made posters and got critisized i listened and learned. only timmys think they know better than the pro's.
Reality Lord - November 14, 2010, 7:26 am

zealot this poster is not for you. its for the ones who think they rock and everyone else sucks. btw....i still consider myself a noob. spend some time in seans, or logicdudes, or MWLF's profile and you'll understand.
Shottyz - November 7, 2010, 1:08 pm
5L nice work RL
Zealot - November 7, 2010, 11:55 am
the thing is, i am a noob. however i do not pretend i make quality posters
Hawamleh - November 7, 2010, 9:13 am
you get five from me
lesterinside - November 7, 2010, 8:18 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 7, 2010, 4:48 am
I guess they don't lock the doors in your ward....K
Reality Lord - November 7, 2010, 4:44 am

heap i had about three verses done and yes i had mentioned the ban hammer. had to edit. honored at the 5 dude...ty.
TheTrashHeap - November 6, 2010, 11:57 pm
"how they struggle for their sanity, as the Ban-hammer set's them free...." I suppose unfortunately the most apt line will probably be "they did not listen, they're not listening still... perhaps they never will." 5 Don McLeans

USA USA USA !!!!!! -

TAGS: ganguru american style vs japanese style
Rating: 4.2/5

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violetfox - July 1, 2011, 9:11 pm
The American is not Ganguro. Now New Jersey, that's full of Ganguro.
Untamedfifty - October 5, 2010, 7:50 am
i'd *** that... the american one
Densaku - October 5, 2010, 6:10 am
Ganguros are freaky, whatever the country they come from...

THEY DON'T MAKE 'EM LIKE THEY USED TO - that would be a good thing

TAGS: 57 belair vs 2010 malibu
Rating: 3.91/5

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Faceplant31 - April 6, 2010, 4:49 pm
Here is the video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joMK1WZjP7g&feature=related
R.S.Jake - April 6, 2010, 4:43 pm
That would be a sweet video! I used to have a 55 DeSoto, I don't think that thing would have had a dent if it hit a tank...but I never did that so, I don't know...
CANADA - April 6, 2010, 3:45 pm
I seen a video where these two hit head on
R.S.Jake - April 6, 2010, 3:39 pm
Yeah, but which would you rather have? I'd rather have the '57!


TAGS: guilt vs shock
Rating: 3.63/5

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falloutghoul - August 13, 2012, 6:57 pm
Very True.

SCAR PREDATOR - The retarded Predator we all love to hate.

TAGS: avp scar predator alien vs
Rating: 2.44/5

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murderblade - January 9, 2009, 9:21 pm
yea alien vs. predator f***ed up to great movies at once.

TOKIO HOTEL - We are glad to see you guys back

TAGS: tokioh**el billkaulitz tomkaulitz gustavsch fer georglisting
Rating: 2.38/5

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Reality Lord - June 4, 2011, 7:21 am

wait...what....they're guys?

super science -

TAGS: godzilla vs furby super science giant monster genetic engineering
Rating: 5/5

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calron - February 25, 2017, 4:58 am
"new blood" 182722 Tee hee. :)
5150monkeylove - February 23, 2017, 1:02 pm
UY. Please check out the "poster evolution" thread in the forum. It's a weekly contest. Come rampage with us, we need new blood.



TAGS: salmon roe vs hip waders
Rating: 4.31/5

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GaryO - June 30, 2013, 1:20 pm
Geezus! Here’s an oldie that popped up on my screen. LOVE the pic/verbiage composition……and the taste of those humpies.

SECURITY - When one breaks into your home, Would you seriously go for the phone?

TAGS: broadview vs sh** guns
Rating: 3.94/5

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rudeboy308 - June 8, 2011, 11:31 pm
Those ads bug me no end. My version of those ads would have the mom shoot that bastard dead, and the family dog would be lapping his brains up off of the floor when the cops come.
Derek - December 21, 2009, 2:41 pm
If she'd broken into my home... no, I don't think so.
1enferno - December 21, 2009, 2:16 pm
hellz ya!
phydeaux - December 21, 2009, 1:22 pm
Not in my house for sure. Please let me introduce you to Mr. 1911A1.


TAGS: apathy whatevs meh problems pzy
Rating: 3.8/5

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SINNER75 - April 12, 2011, 7:26 pm
If you could care less then that means that you do care, even if it is a small amount. if you couldn't care less then you don't care at all. :)
SINNER75 - April 12, 2011, 7:24 pm
^^^my thoughts exactly
MPsniper - April 12, 2011, 5:06 am
so you "could" care less?... or you "couldnt" care less?

MORRIS - And that cat was one of our FINEST military minds

TAGS: morris the cat red vs blue
Rating: 2.44/5

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LinkFox101113 - January 3, 2010, 2:53 am
More RvB references! lol

EPICNESS - Don't you DARE deny it. Or else i'll add YOU to the cue list.

TAGS: alien vs predator master chief
Rating: 1.8/5

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HalordVGamer - July 10, 2011, 5:15 pm
I vote Master Chief wins Reasons: he won against 12 ODSTs in a fist fight @ age 14 he kiled the entire covanant armada and he can live falling to earth from outerspace through the atmosphere
Reality Lord - September 1, 2010, 11:26 pm

how long before Reach is out dude?
Reality Lord - September 1, 2010, 11:25 pm

you want epicness...short independant film...8 minutes. batman vs alien vs predator http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hjp0I_okX0w . enjoy.
agdaniele - September 1, 2010, 10:45 pm
Cubbybear - September 1, 2010, 10:44 pm
oh...mah bad....LOL
Cubbybear - September 1, 2010, 10:43 pm
I deny it's epicness...so there! I'm on the Cue List baby! First!
agdaniele - September 1, 2010, 10:38 pm
Is the other one like Iron Chef?
TheTrashHeap - September 1, 2010, 10:38 pm
I know what predator is...
pzykosiz - September 1, 2010, 10:31 pm
i'm on the cue list. 1L
agdaniele - September 1, 2010, 10:28 pm
I see nothing epic... I like how the artist got the laser glow... I can never get that right when I draw (even on Ph**oshop8). So, although one might see elements of epic in this, if I were under oath, I'd deny it's epicness. What do I win again?

considering -

TAGS: vehicles cars trucks suvs japan
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 7:24 pm
Tri-itto? The motofake thingy? Other comments? You know what I'm trying to say right? Teehee.
curlyrocks - September 6, 2013, 6:31 pm
Where are the Japanese persons friends supposed to sit? Or do all Asian people hate every other Asian person?


TAGS: knowledge vs wisdom humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - June 7, 2013, 1:39 pm

You could use green cherry tomatoes and tell everyone they're gra**s...
MissPriss - June 7, 2013, 12:30 pm
THAT'S what I've been doing wrong. Explains why my salads are never popular at those church picnics. Thanks for the 5L tip Ivs

cutie vs cutie -


MOTIFAKING - Cause sometimes you need a break

TAGS: politikake vs motifake
Rating: 5/5

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Doggit - February 4, 2013, 10:46 am
Yeah, guess I was so excited I had to post it twice. Ha
MissPriss - February 2, 2013, 5:59 pm
Amen...now do I leave the 5L here or 2 here and 3 at the other poster...teehee!

MOTIFAKING - Cause sometimes you need a break

stand offs -

Cartoon Network vs. Nickelodeon -


Stupid Is... -

Women And Men -

TAGS: women vs men working watching tv
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - July 22, 2013, 1:56 am
Graciously accepted Mr. Gary.
GaryO - July 21, 2013, 9:55 am
I’m partial to the term ‘innovative’. Very few wimin are as innovative as me. I mean, show me a woman that has a grabber sittin’ within arm’s length of their lazygirl. 5 Lazy Loitering Lethargic Leonine Lionesses


TAGS: condo vs cabin
Rating: 4.71/5

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TAGS: evolution avs
Rating: 4.65/5

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M0rd3kaI - August 26, 2012, 7:13 pm
What 'bout me?? no evolution for this monkey?? (5L Greeny, Great poster!)
rerun - June 30, 2012, 8:26 pm

I think Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo may be the winner.
Hawamleh - June 30, 2012, 8:13 pm
Mr.M ? anyone
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 29, 2012, 8:04 am
*ahem* I think I win the longest running avatar challenge.
the1stCOMMI3 - June 29, 2012, 12:02 am
and only your's truly has kept his first and only avatar
Hawamleh - June 28, 2012, 10:38 pm
change is just too much for my little heart.. I'm cozy
Hawamleh - June 28, 2012, 10:36 pm
it was all itchy and stuff, besides I look like a bum without it's aid. also notice how everyone progresses, except me, I go back haha.
Greeny - June 28, 2012, 9:04 pm
...that, and Hammy shaving
Greeny - June 28, 2012, 9:03 pm
Exactly Sho; you were my inspiration!
Sho - June 28, 2012, 8:07 pm
GaryO - June 28, 2012, 6:50 pm
Feas…phone home
Airman - June 28, 2012, 6:19 pm
SHO's been hanging around Tim Burton
gas - June 28, 2012, 2:02 pm
niiice!!! lol @hammy's evolutionary line

The difference ‘tween men and wimin -

TAGS: heart vs underwear
Rating: 4.6/5

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GaryO - October 13, 2014, 8:50 am
..as far as this poster, I just plain got lazy. Had three renditions sitting on my desktop while I toyed with the verbiage, then simply grabbed the wrong one. OK. I’m done here. Stopped cutting myself last night....pretty sure.
GaryO - October 13, 2014, 8:48 am
A decade or so ago, we changed some verbiage in our company handbook. Management shared in the proofing, since most of us morphed into myopic zombies by the fourth paragraph. Can you say ‘fiasco’?
GaryO - October 13, 2014, 8:48 am
Egotistical arrogance and self a**urance goes before falling over backwards from the top wrung of the ladder while catching half a bucket of oil based paint with one’s face.
GaryO - October 13, 2014, 8:47 am
‘tis a truth. I edited and proofed my last book….sob, wretch. Astute friends and professional acquaintances offer their services, some free gratis…. ‘Oh, no thanks. I type like folks speak, so you’ll get all confused and I’ll get pissed.’
EmilioDumphque - October 13, 2014, 2:49 am
All typesetters know: You CAN'T proofread your own work! You'll miss errors that, once pointed out, are sooooo obvious! You're not alone by a long sh**!
GaryO - October 12, 2014, 2:11 pm
Thx JW, but I’d take ‘were’ over ‘got went’ any day. May, however, make a poster with ‘GOT WENT' as the title (kidding)
JesusWept - October 12, 2014, 1:46 pm
Outstanding, Gary! 5 L's! Don't get depressed over "got went". I screwed up on #172867 LOL!
GaryO - October 12, 2014, 12:09 pm
Right here I’m going to roll over and letcha have that one, Legs Venison. (yes, for sure, and I’d sniff it, lick it, eat it, hork it back up, eat it, poop it, sniff it....you got the picture)
lgvernon - October 12, 2014, 11:59 am

I dunno Gary. If that were true, you'd'a spotted it right off, now wouldn't'cha?
GaryO - October 12, 2014, 11:35 am
Vermin, please be a dear by NOT turning ‘got went’ into a beat to death ‘amsome’
GaryO - October 12, 2014, 11:34 am
Don’t take long for an ol’ rabid ferret to sniff out a diseased poster, now do it.
lgvernon - October 12, 2014, 11:15 am

I got went through a whole box of tissues laughing after I read this.
GaryO - October 12, 2014, 9:59 am
Only if yer a melon…with an incendiary device traveling thru yer brain (and has had the personal experience of clicking on the wrong rendition)
Greeny - October 12, 2014, 9:21 am
all that aside - the message poked through...
GaryO - October 12, 2014, 8:23 am
‘Bottle’….cute. Never ever ever ever, will I make....submit, never ever ever ever, will I SUBMIT a poster on Saturday night....or Friday night....or Sunday night....OK, Wednesday night is poster night.
Greeny - October 12, 2014, 6:58 am
went purtnear through a whole bottle, eh Gary?
GaryO - October 12, 2014, 1:41 am
EmilioDumphque - October 12, 2014, 1:17 am
Dude..."got went"?

score -

TAGS: gas prices cars mini coopers trucks suvs planes trains and automobiles
Rating: 4.43/5

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Bolverk3778 - June 18, 2014, 2:48 am
That would depend on which Mini you are referring! The modern Mini is BMW 3 Series in a flashy frock, The original Mini Cooper was truly frugal not just in the cost of fuel but servicing also.



TAGS: badluck vs failure
Rating: 4.11/5

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dy2012 - April 15, 2012, 1:47 am
thank you for being gentle rick :)
Rick69 - April 14, 2012, 9:04 pm
Ni5e... I found this quite demotivating; Good job... :)


TAGS: jazz vs rock demember vote motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.84/5

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GreyScorpion - December 6, 2009, 9:24 am
can you smell, what the Rock, is cookin? 5 smackdowns
TheTrashHeap - December 5, 2009, 4:22 pm
Jazz VS rock is the poster a**ignment of the day. Check out the forum post.
Portgas D. Ace - December 5, 2009, 4:11 pm
We're gonna need a Musifake side soon
BoneCD - December 5, 2009, 2:40 pm
And I thought the Toilet Paper one I did was manipulative genius...5 Rock'n Roll poodles for you


TAGS: timmy vs mod
Rating: 3.83/5

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holymoly - April 7, 2012, 11:06 am
Lold @ ipaprime...
ipaprime - April 7, 2012, 1:23 am
Yes,but every time a greybeard faps a new timmy is created


PERSONALLY - I believe the respectable looking one

TAGS: crazy vs religion
Rating: 3.4/5

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djinnyf - March 21, 2011, 10:04 am
Just makes me happy I don't believe in either one! xx
lightquake - February 13, 2010, 5:56 pm
Depends on what you're putting it on.
boeweizer - February 13, 2010, 3:25 am
eating ketchup is bad?
Bartimaeus - February 13, 2010, 1:03 am
The first one is respectable looking, right? Don't tell me I staked that parrot through the heart for nothing! Spilling the blood of the innocent is a sin almost as bad as eating ketchup!
Cloudchaser - February 13, 2010, 12:59 am
I don't beleive that subby has a brain. Say what you want, but I can't see or touch subby's brain and so I don't beleive that it exists.

USA USA USA - end of argument

TAGS: usa vs europe lol
Rating: 2.82/5

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AcidRain - July 24, 2012, 5:52 pm
gasp gasp...
Airman - July 24, 2012, 5:24 pm
roll tide
steve1961 - July 24, 2012, 12:08 am
Don't know about the rest but I like Alaska and the American Flag has stars in it and stars are always cool :)
Greeny - July 23, 2012, 11:46 pm
wow - thirteen swings all at once; pretty impressive
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:57 pm
that isn't to say the US hasn't made contributions anywhere - the categories chosen just weren't the best ones to choose.
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:51 pm
right - back to work then. :)
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:51 pm
And the US has the gall to think it is qualified to tell others what to do. go USA go USA! LOL
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:49 pm
Americans are the most propagandized people of any nation. The American dream cannot become reality so long as Americans remain imprisoned by such delusions and fail to think.
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:49 pm
People in real countries don't worry about paying for health care AND they live longer.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2012, 9:48 pm
Dude, Don't hold back....Tell us how you really feel.
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:47 pm
Politics? The US leads the world in incarceration (more than any police state), yet has more violent crime than any 1st world country by an wide margin. The NRA wants the criminally insane to have machine guns.
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:47 pm
Sports? Fake WWE vs real boxing (European). Golf is Scottish too (ie European). Movies? Hollywood steals it plots from Shakespeare.
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:47 pm
Cars? A German invention. Mercedes, Porsche, MG, Rolls Royce, Ferrari etc. The US is good for boats that wallow and guzzle gas vs European handling. 55mph (max 75) vs unlimited. The GT40 wasn't American - it was British.
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:46 pm
Technology? The rocket, jet engine, atom bomb and computer were invented in Europe.
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:46 pm
Art? Europe has more categories of art than the US has original artists. Food and drinks? Beer, bread, chocolate and cheese in the US are inedible compared to the European originals. American food is fast food which makes you fat.
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:46 pm
History? Europe & world vs. US & Iraq. Visited moon vs. explored Earth. Europeans invented democracy. Americans still don't have one. Piss tests, union busting and kleenex workers vs. labour laws that protect workers.
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:43 pm
Science & Education? Europeans don't enslave themselves to pay for education while the US school system gets hyjacked by fundies as vile as the Taliban. Architecture? Gothic, Roman, Greek, Tudor, Baroque, Queen Anne etc etc?
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:43 pm
Wow... Celebrities? British Royal weddings? The Governator was European Music? The British invasion? Punk. Without huge advertising budgets no-one would buy pop. Partying? Harsh drug laws mean prison for what Europeans take for granted.
AcidRain - May 7, 2012, 5:11 pm
Dying on just about every category... awesome.
lgvernon - May 4, 2012, 8:47 pm

I agree completely, except for Gerard Depardieu. Mymymymymy.....5Ls

Let it snow -


TAGS: sarah connor vs starbuck
Rating: 2.2/5
Koradan - September 24, 2009, 1:15 pm
Who cares? This would be one excellent CHICK FIGHT!!!!
me - July 28, 2009, 3:26 pm
ALL...OF...US !
CRaSH... - June 10, 2009, 4:23 pm
Sarah Connor, hands down.
Purity - April 1, 2009, 3:40 am
Sarah Connor knows her ****. She'd f that Starb**** in the a. She solo'd a Terminator and you know a Terminator would waste Starb**** too.
Jase - March 27, 2009, 9:14 pm
"Starbuck"? Should be "Stardoe"!
Dz - March 9, 2009, 11:42 am
Dz - March 9, 2009, 11:41 am
Have you heard of The Starbuck Chronicles? No. Beat her a** sara!
Alex - February 17, 2009, 12:05 am
Starbuck isn't a cylon you dumbass
Sauce? - January 16, 2009, 2:58 am
Pfft don't you know Starbuck can die and come back to life. If Sarah Connor dies she gone forever. Plus Starbuck can just nuke from orbit...
Tanto - January 16, 2009, 2:38 am
Starbuck would kick Sarah Connors a**!!!!!!
smash - November 13, 2008, 11:17 am
Thank you Spoon. you made me LOL.
RnR - October 28, 2008, 12:34 pm
she might be a good candidate for the role of PowerGirl thou
Spoon - October 28, 2008, 4:55 am
WTF is a Starbuck? She fails by virtue of being from something too lame for me to watch, and I watch a lot of lame.
aPauling - September 8, 2008, 10:35 am
No contest. Sarah Connor would bite Starbuck's face off.
mike - September 8, 2008, 1:23 am
Connor, hands down

SHOOP DA WHOOP VS CHUCK NORRIS - Tooooo epic to even imagine.

TAGS: chuck norris shoop da whoop epic vs imagine
Rating: 2/5

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Benlulz - September 8, 2010, 1:54 pm
Thx X)
Ed-Hyde - September 7, 2010, 7:26 am
I like the concept though. would normally be a 3L as just average, but it did make me laugh a little, so 4L
rerun - September 6, 2010, 10:08 am

yes, make up *** with a real woman after a real fignt.
TheTrashHeap - September 6, 2010, 10:08 am
Anything real? Anything not Chuck Norris related? Oh wait I know...The dump I took this morning! how about that, it was definitely more epic!
Benlulz - September 6, 2010, 10:05 am
Can you think of something that's more epic then this fight?
agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 1:05 pm
If CN+SDW=2*EPIC then 1=L

WAIT - Was the BLARG or HOG?

TAGS: halo red vs blue eliet blarg hog
Rating: 1.79/5

brit vs. yank -

TAGS: brit vs yank dirty mind
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - February 21, 2016, 6:55 pm
She has no ring on her finger. So, she probably prefers me.
mizzdizz - February 14, 2016, 6:06 am
Its got feathers, and gets all the chicks!
mizzdizz - February 14, 2016, 6:03 am
Oh geez, R-69! Git ah lyf!
mizzdizz - February 14, 2016, 6:00 am
hahaha! vacationing in the backyard this year, RL? I knoooow the feeling!
NickDahlmier - February 13, 2016, 11:08 pm
"So, what's this big black **** I've been hearing about you handling...?"
Rick69 - February 13, 2016, 6:36 pm
Turns out the British rooster gets censored... Guess I'm all about Mein Kohk then...
Reality Lord - February 12, 2016, 8:45 pm

oh geez...one typo and rick jumps out as the resident spelling nazi.
Rick69 - February 12, 2016, 7:14 pm
"selction" - What's up RL... **** got your tongue?
Reality Lord - February 12, 2016, 3:51 pm

i really like the cleaner font selction.
Reality Lord - February 12, 2016, 3:50 pm

second laugh of the morning. i got my bank statement in the mail today.
mizzdizz - February 12, 2016, 1:12 pm
Thanks, ya'll! Hmmmmmm lobsters-----
concern3 - February 12, 2016, 11:41 am
1 upvote, Male lobsters can also be called "****s"
lgvernon - February 12, 2016, 11:21 am

First laugh of the morning

So, you think 2018 is going to be a better year? -

TAGS: sophistikitty luvs shattering your hope
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 23, 2017, 6:38 pm
OOOOOOO!!!!! I smell a conspiracy of secrets! Bwahahahaha! The Silent Society of The Motifake! Sounds like a Dan Brown novel! (DaVinci Code, etc.)
JesusWept - December 23, 2017, 6:33 pm
Makes sense. Thanks! What doesn't makes sense is that I'm on his list. Only the Mods and me. Scary haha
mizzdizz - December 23, 2017, 6:22 pm
When talking business, Q-1 is usually the 1st quarter (Jan-Mar) If he's talking about it now, it MAY be Jan 1. I'm TOTALLY guessing though. I'm not on his contact list.
JesusWept - December 23, 2017, 6:17 pm
Not sure. Mr. M said he'll announce in Q1...whatever that is lolol
mizzdizz - December 23, 2017, 6:05 pm
When's the last day for 'Fake?
JesusWept - December 23, 2017, 6:02 pm
...and ends with a monday. And on top of that no Motifake. And I thought 2017 was crappy :p

Both teams covered -

TAGS: cvs advertising fail superbowel
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - August 16, 2016, 11:21 am
Nice find! hahahaha! ^!

spoiler alert -

Fast Food Rivalry -

TAGS: subway vs mcdonald
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - November 27, 2015, 2:07 pm
LOL x 5